January 2012
145 posts
Something Clever This Way Comes...: Okay, so im... →
geekscoutcookies:
Im a liscenced esthetician . Which means i know a good deal about skin care, waxing, body treatments, makeup, and the like. I had to complete 750(+) hours of training, and pass a state board exam in order to practice in my state. Im currently studying to take the…
Suri's Burn Book: Justin Bieber was on hand... →
friedfishandfeelings:
surisburnbook:
Justin Bieber was on hand yesterday as Michael Jackson was honored with a “Michael Jackson Immortalized Day” on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
The Jackson children put their own hand- and footprints in cement for the occasion. (I would suggest that including the handprints of these…
Michael Jackson’s son looks like middle school Jim Belushi.
...
Glee Does Michael (Pause).
I’m listening to a few songs and I’m excited.
Artie sounds AMAZING! I wish they’d let him out of his wheelchair so he can dance. What a waste of dance talent.
Ignore the following outburst
When will people realize that I’m not funny! I don’t write funny! I don’t sit around thinking about hilarious things to do or say!
IT JUST HAPPENS!
I’m off the top of my head funny. I’m spontaneous. I’m off the cuff.
I can’t ‘produce examples of (my) humor” because I don’t have examples. We should sit and watch TV with me for 20...
Gourgeois Apparel Co.
gourgeoisapparel:
Les Twins Men’s Crewneck Sweatshirt @GourgeoisApparel.spreadshirt.com
Um… is this legal?
Shaun "What's" T: Rockin' Body Is AWESOME!
It’s giving me Disney meets Drag Ball REALNESS, HUNTY! This is what I imagine a Kidz Bop Drag Ball would be like.
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Jan Brewer is a piece of shit. →
She had her fucking witch claw pointed at him but SHE felt ”a little bit threatened” but HIS attitude.
Fuck outta here.
“There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of the imagination....”
– Anais Nin (via ayoviv)
I love her.
I don’t like how internet has personality. Did none of us see 2001 (or 2012? The space Odyssey? HAL? Nevermind.). I don’t need artificial intelligence to start being smart assy and then plotting to kill me in my sleep because it hates how I type or some shit.
I can’t deal with Google Chrome crashing and then giving me a “Ooops! My Bad!” Bitch what???
And just now,...
JASON DERULO CONFIRMS HE IS DATING JORDIN SPARKS →
Bassey Ikpi confirms that Jordin Sparks is dead to her.
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One of the major reasons...
I left twitter is because it was starting to get really mean over there. I would get so agitated and stressed out because my entire timeline was just filled with folks going in on someone. I don’t mind the celebrity stuff because it’s distant and 9/10 they don’t know or care who you are. They can just go back to doing back flips into their pile of money. However, the pile on...
“Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but...”
– -Susanna Kaysen, Author of Girl Interrupted
Cooking for a Philly!
bleeziethechef:
Currently cooking a surprise wedding anniversary dinner 4 Mr. & Mrs. @JimmyRollins11 at the Trump Hotel. #MLBFoodPorn to come @AdamCBanks
Um… is it still a surprise because…
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Don't Be So Quick To (walk away): Unfuck My...
Gonna rock your body (please stay.) Word to Justin Timberlake and the most slept on album of whatever year that album came out. I actually preferred Justified to OddFutureSexySounds or whatever that last album was called. Also, I’m not sure why he got engaged to Jessica Biel when he should be engaged to a damn music studio. I’ve had enough of this acting foolishness. WHERE IS MY DAMN...
I have weird phobias.
I’m not afraid of the dark, heights, animals (though I kind of hate wild animals. All of them.) or anything like that.
However, I get completely freaked out by raised surfaces— like certain textures. I get so creeped out. I used to hate it when back in the day, those shearling coats had that raised, bubbled sheep’s wool on the color. UGH! HATE IT! The...
escreveelianaescreve asked: 6, 17 and 27 :)
“I would tell them to vote for Ron Paul in a match-up with President Obama.
Let...”
– Brandon Harris Jan 14, 2012 4:45 AM EST
A young African-American who once canvassed for Obama is now firmly in the camp of Ron Paul—despite the doctor’s past racial slurs.
And they wonder why I can’t seem to wrap my brain around their logic.
(via inkognegro)
iCan’t.
UrbannSavage: Feeling super inspired... →
sharvondaphotog:
While I still face many obstacles, things have been getting progressively better, and my outlook is improving. So many people and opportunities have come into my life in a very short amount of time, and I am eternally grateful for every single one.
I’ve been managing to maintain a more positive…
Anonymous asked: About your suicide answer- I don't have the strength to write the notes to everybody. The recipients wouldn't understand anyway. They don't understand how long I've been acting, how tired I am of pretending and being alone. Also...I can't even afford a dammed hotel room to die in.
Addendum to the Religion Question (Because nobody...
I think that Jesus The Christ existed. However, I think that he was also elevated into mythology. Jesus was the son of God but I believe that we all are. I think that Jesus was just more in touch with his internal God-self and that’s scary to folks who don’t want or can’t touch their God self. Because of that, he was simultaneously literally and figuratively crucified. Then after...
geekscoutcookies asked: 33. Tell one interesting story about absolutely anything. (because i love how you can take anything and make it riveting.)
vagabondaesthetics asked: 4, 22, 26
tabbythegreat asked: 28, 35, 40
ramblingsofanurbangirl asked: 1, 2, 28
blackladyblue asked: Numbers 5, 10 and 15 please? :)
andeventhis asked: 26. 33. 41.
tilt!: *tap dances and body rolls for asks* →
salacious-mind:
well?
1. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship.
2. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? 3. When was the last time you snuck out? 4. Have you ever smoked? 5. Do you dream in black and white or color? 6. Have you ever been…
I’ve been in a wild good mood all day. Ask me something. I bet I’ll answer it.
