crissle:

dopegirlfresh:

peecharrific:

goodgirllexxaye:

pricesmith:

***Written by the person in this photo***

A little about me …  age 35, grew up near the poverty line in a single-wide trailer, worked my ass off in college (which I paid for 100% on my own through a combination of student loans, grants and work while maintaining a full course load in a hard sciences major and minor), have held two jobs for 20 years, do not feel the world owes me shit, believe anything I gain or lose is due to me not a corporation, … so in essence, you cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give. But keep the comments coming :)

P.S.: If you want a $100,000+/year-paying job, move to North Dakota, you Pity Party Asshats (they are giving them away).

Congratulations. You still give off the familiar, odorous scent of an asshole.

you do understand that student loan and grant programs are government assistance though, right? so you do understand you actually didn’t do this “all on your own” right? and you do… understand that… earning 100,000 a year doesn’t put you in the 1% right? it puts you pretty high up in the 99%, but you aren’t the 1%. you’ll never be the 1%. but… if what you’re doing makes you feel better, you gon head and do it, boo boo.

if you were the 1% you wouldn’t be sporting that $14.95 Fantastic Sams haircut, either.

LMFAO… fantastic sams.

i don’t believe this cat.

also: most working ppl pay their own health care. it’s deducted from their paychecks and managed by their benefits administrators.

you, sir, are either a liar or a really insufferable asshole. wait. probably both.

im pretty sure that this does not make you part of the 1%, bro.

Um… you’re actually more like the 80% of assholes who have no idea what the 1% is. You’re also part of the 3% of people who still gets their hair cut with a Flowbee but you go ahead and hold up your sign, sweetie.