I don’t like how internet has personality. Did none of us see 2001 (or 2012? The space Odyssey? HAL? Nevermind.). I don’t need artificial intelligence to start being smart assy and then plotting to kill me in my sleep because it hates how I type or some shit.
I can’t deal with Google Chrome crashing and then giving me a “Ooops! My Bad!” Bitch what???
And just now, I tried to send an email where I said, “I’ve attached blah blah blah” and after I hit send, Gmail was all,”oooh… yeah… you said attached but you didnt’ really attach anything. You want to double check??” Gigga!
And then when I type something in Google and it says, “Did you mean…’ NO MUTHAFUCKA I MEANT WHAT I… oh wait, you’re right. I did mean that.
carry on.
Stupid accurate technology.