1. I used to lie and say I don’t have a type.

    Clearly, I have a type. 

    Also, I can’t date men with locks. I feel like if anything else, we should have different hair. Not to mention the fact that I can’t even tell you how many times my hair has found itself around my neck and I wake up screaming thinking I’m being murdered. I can’t imagine sleeping next to someone with locks, I’d catch a self defense charge. Also, if you’re hair is too neat, I got questions but if you’re hair is too messy, I can’t be seen with you. Why do we even put ourselves through this, fictional ex-boyfriend with locks? 

Notes

  1. wildchildttaraturk said: I once DIDN’T date a guy with locks because I said “We’ll be too cliche.” He turned out to be corny.
  2. ruthisonfire said: men with locs always think that they landed a free stylist when they date a woman with locs. i barely do my hair, why would i bother with yours?!?!?!?!? but it’s hard to avoid them in the DC/PG area, where every other dude looks like Wale or Wayne.
  3. ibleedwhilebecoming said: lol
  4. fuckyeahasianmen said: Curly locs on a hetero dude grosses me out. Your hair ain’t posed to be prettier than mines. And I still say I dont have a physical type, but I definitely like ARTISTS. If he writes, acts, sings, paints or makes beats, I’m tryna rent him the womb. :(
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