This child better not be trying to develop a PG accent. You better only pronounce  the available syllables in milk and “backpack” does not have an ‘e’ in it! You better reconsider that word too. 

Roscoe Lee Brown didn’t ingest all of Shakespeare’s Collected Works for you to start saying “beckpeck”. 

I’LL NOT HAVE IT! -Clair Olivia Hanks-Huxtable, Esq